My initials are LSN
My dad called me 'Little Shrieking Nit'.
Such a long time ago, now.
He also taught me to be honest, not to treat people badly because of their lack of opportunity or education and to always fulfill my debts and obligations.
I like Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Tony Hancock and (increasingly) cheap lunches.
I once read Germaine Greer, wonderful stuff.
I've written a lot over the years, never got paid, never will.
Yet, despite this, I have had a great life and I have laughed and loved a lot.
I'm not looking for anything, thanks.
Although a pension would come in handy.
Found written on a lavatory wall in Marbella