Thursday, April 21, 2016

 

The British Expats: The Challenge of Brexit


 It’s hard to know how many Britons live in Europe. We may be as many as 2.2 million, or as few as a mere 1.6m. Nobody seems to know, and frankly, neither figure seems important to those who ‘stayed home’. All those Britons living in Europe, forgotten except when it’s time to plan the summer hols. Otherwise, except for birthdays and Christmas, you don’t seem to like us much and, if you’ll forgive me from making the obvious point, neither do we have much time for you lot. Normally, we wouldn’t even be having this conversation, if it wasn’t for the Referendum, coming up in late June.
The British people, plus for some reason the Gibraltarians, are allowed to vote on this, but many of the passport-carrying Brits in Europe are not, thanks to a thing called ‘the fifteen-year rule’. This despite what a ‘Brexit’ (horrible word) would do to us. We would no longer be fellow ‘European Citizens’ in our chosen countries of residence, if such a thing were to come to pass, just some more foreigners.
It’s odd how nobody knows how many we are, living as we do in Europe. To take an even larger view, it’s suggested that there are as many as twenty million Europeans living in another EU state than the one written on their passport. But no one knows or cares in this admittedly anal Super-state we inhabit, where every sheep and goat is chipped. This is because we don’t have any political representation in Brussels: there’s no spokesperson for our group, nor even a champion – for a collective which is four times the size of the population of the Republic of Ireland.
We wonder what might become of us. Those of us who work in the EU might need to get work-permits. In Spain, where I live, the unemployment is famously high. Would the Spanish authorities hand out those sought after work-permits as if they were sweets? Probably not.
How about visas, a stamp in one’s passport every six months? For me, this would mean a trip to Gibraltar (have you seen the queues?) and, if Spain with the enthusiastic help of the (by then) ‘other Twenty Five’ decided to annexe the Rock, then we would be talking a regular visit to Tangiers.
We would probably need new Residence Cards, which would mean having a decent income from abroad (from the UK normally, we don’t all have accounts in Panama) and an enforced trip to the Spanish embassy in London.
Our European Health Cards would be valueless. Currently, the Spanish health service bills the British NHS (and vice versa) monthly for all and any medical issues and procedures. This would stop.
Those of us with British pensions would find that these would no longer be adjusted for the increase in the cost of living (as happens already to those who live outside the European Union).
We would lose our right to vote (and be voted for) in local elections here in the EU in our town of residence. So bang goes my plan to become the local mayor. We wouldn’t be able to vote in the European elections either - not that it ever meant anything, since the candidates are all nationals, and have as little interest in the émigrés that live among them as the British appear to do . It’s a small point – most of us don’t bother to vote for the MEPs, since they – and the system – do nothing for us. But for once, we would like the politicians – any bloody politicians – to listen to us. We are Europeans. We also fought and contributed towards the civilization of Western Europe.
I suppose we could take out local nationality. That would make for some good reading in The Times: ‘The British Population Fell by Two Million Last Year’ (luckily, they all lived abroad).
The fiercest worry comes from what London would do following a Brexit. The key issues are plain enough to see – exports (not expats) for the ‘Stay’ group and immigration for the ‘Leavers’. Thus, if everything went to shite, the two million or so Europeans in the UK – studying, working or living, would find themselves in line for the chop. You can’t throw out your Commonwealth foreigners, your Indians, West Indians and Pakistanis, so you would be concentrating on the Poles, the Bulgarians and the Estonians (who, no doubt, all take your jobs and your women). With them would come the rest of them: the French, the Germans and the Spanish (there goes your only decent restaurants). And, if you make residence hard or impossible for them – what would Paris, Berlin and Madrid do to us? If we were all deported back to the UK, those two million of us, would you find housing, jobs and some money to keep us going, or would the remaining immigrants you hold to your British bosom be obliged to build Quonset huts for all of us rather hostile returnees over on Salisbury Plain?
Would we get the vote returned to us?
It’s odd that the British should ignore us so. They will happily fly halfway across the world to defend 2,900 Falkland Islanders, but at the same time, we expatriate Britons, who live quietly in Europe, will be discounted as traitors, drunks, un-persons and old fools who should have seen this coming. Just wait until we all come home.

Comments:
Excellent plea. Have you considered publishing it more widely?
 
I suggest we all file for Scottish, Welsh and Nortern Irish residency and then force another referendum. It might be interesting to see the reaction of our motherland to a lot of obnoxious sons and daughters. Trators? Us? Me thinks not.

 
There are some countries outside the EU where UK pensions keep abreast of inflation, and where health care is still reciprocal. I think you are perhaps taking the "worst case scenario" view here,it isn't likely to be anything like this!
 
There would be 26 other EU member states, other than Spain, should the UK vote to leave, not 25. I haven't yet made p my mind (I live mainly in the UK, but have a holiday home in Spain where I spend upto 5 months a year) how to vote, but from being a fervent EUrophile for most of the time since 1973, I am now much more sceptical. The lack of basic democratic accountability within the EU is a huge issue I think - until the Commission and the Council of Ministers accept the "sovereignty" of the European Parliament (which currently has very limited powers, easily circumvented by the Commission when it suits) this is unlikely to get better and indeed is becoming worse with each new Treaty.
 
Is this a joke? The idea of millions of .Europeans being expelled from the Uk who are in gainful employment and similarly UK expats being returned to the UK is plainly ridiculous .The UK is not a third world country .The E.U.will negotiate with the U.K. for a settlement in both their interests
The idea that Spsin with such high unemployment would do anything to force Spaniards to return to live on Social security in Spain is just nonsense .Neither will Spain wish to lose thousands of expat residents who pay tax and spend their incomes in the country .
The FACT is no one knows what the outcome of negotiations will be but what we do know is that nothing will change for the two years of negotiations and that all parties will subscribe to civilised customs laid down by the Geneva convention
Very little will change for existing expats !
An amusing article ,I must admit gunships arriving to transport us all home to the UK brought a smile to my face But it is just fiction and sadly will worry some of the elderly who will read it !
I still have a vote and I will Vote Leave as having considered the arguments I have decided that it will be the best thing for the UK.A country I love .
My own personal situation as a retired individual is not really my most important consideration .I may not even be around a few years from now .None of us have a long lease !Anyhow if the worse case scenario is retuning to the UK then do be it!
Many expats already return to the UK when they need long term care in later life .So cheer up !
 
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